synnthis:

I wont be able to trust anyone today.

like someone will be like “Hey sam, how are you?” and i’ll respond “WHAT KIND OF PRANK IS THIS”

(Source: vnty)

somuchmorethanyoureusedto:

I thought you all would want to see my face. Cute.
Ahahah, totes keeeding.
vintagewool:

(by nicole tierney.)
myheartbleedsforhim:

Sweeney Todd♥
penis jokes.
  • Interviewer: Some people might take the one direction name as it being very phallic. Like a penis being pointed in one direction.
  • Harry: I think that's when people say one erection.
  • Interviewer: One erection? So what does that tell you? Does that do anything to you at all? Does it upset you?
  • Harry: It doesn't do anything to me. But uh....no. It's funny right? Penis jokes are funny.
  • Harry: Everyone laughs at a penis joke.
  • Interviewer: If there were a fight between you and Big Time Rush who would have the edge?
  • Harry: Umm we have more penis jokes and we have an extra member so that's an extra penis.
  • Interviewer: Extra penis always good.
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